Headlines make my headache

Rick Perry Drops Out of Presidential Race, Endorses Al Gore for Nomination, Promises to Eliminate Three Texas Departments: Education, Motor Vehicles and One Picked At Random
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President Rejects Keystone XL Pipeline; Gingrich Declares if He Were President He would Lay Some Pipe

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Recount Shows That Santorum Won Iowa Caucuses-- Supreme Court Declares Romney The Winner.  Eight Iowa Precincts Still Undecided--Will Get Back To You Later.