Pat Robertson: "I've Got A Secret!"

Pat Robertson said God revealed the next president’s identity to him.  He didn't say how. Does God have a twitter account with the hash-tag @GodinHeaven? @BurningBush? Did God friend Pat on his Facebook page?

How does Pat know know God is not just messing with him like He did with Harold Camping, who predicted that the world will end last May 21st?  Billboards sponsored by Camping's Oakland based "Family Radio" group up all over the area proclaimed "The LORD is Coming May 21, 2011."  Why has God chosen Pat to be his modern day profit prophet?

As you no doubt recall, God is alleged to have done the same thing he did to Camping with Abraham, when he told him to sacrifice Isaac, and then admitted He was just messing with him.

Pat Robertson will not reveal this confidence --at least not until he decides to write the Book of Pat, which will be added to the New Testament books since it missed the deadline for Prophets by a couple of millennia.  It may be the first holy scripture released in electronic form first, and won't the knowledge of who the next president will be have a lot of people offering their credit card information to find out--unless the book's publication is delayed until December?

No divine input was available to Robertson in 1988, or he would not have been a candidate for president himself that year.  In 1988 Robertson finished second  in the Iowa caucus, ahead of George (Not Burning) Bush, but he faded in subsequent primaries.  Do you think Pat will be revealed as the the Creator's Choice this year?